Yahtzee’s rags to riches life story has made her one of the most talked about models in recent memory. Born in a Paris ghetto, she lived with her mother and littermates in unpleasant conditions. Her mother's abusive boyfriends and a tight financial situation dogged her throughout kittenhood.

Scrounging for food, one day she inadvertently wandered into a shipping container bound for New York City. She spent months starving and living on the street in the Fashion District, observing the behavior of the models who walked by every day.

Convinced that her life could change for the better, Yahtzee decided to try her emaciated paw at modeling. Delighted to work, she began eating at the most expensive trash cans in the city, and soon her weight began to climb. For an instant, her career looked bleak. Fortunately, these extra pounds did not sway her: she roamed the runways for several fall collections and astounded so many that she headlined the Catvin Klein show that same year.

Soon, Yahtzee’s phone was ringing off the hook. Purr-ada made her the new face for their plus-size line after she had more than 40 runway shows under her collar, and then Kate Spayed called to hire her for their big Spring show. She was officially the hot new face in town and even made a brief appearance on Broadway in Cats.

While she is still the highest paid plus-size model, and in high demand for print work, Yahtzee has mostly retired from the hectic pace of runway shows. She adopted a human female in the Spring of 2000, and added a human male to her family in June of 2008. She spends most of her time in their Chicago apartment lounging on the chaise and hosting sexy parties.